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Just imagine all the germs those appliques would attract, ew!

Designers are always nattering on about how you want to accentuate an architectural feature like, say, an attractive fireplace. I never really thought of toilets in that category, though.

Aw, matching pillowcases! Aside from the obvious codependency and aesthetic concerns, I can't help but worry that the paint would come off while you're sleeping or that it might cause some hideous facial rash.
Just dial 1-800-SKIN-RASH

Even the horse has to avert her gaze
"Hey, honey, when Betsy's done eating this plant I'm feeding her, maybe she can dispose of some of those dreadful crafts you've got cluttering up the house."

This one deserves its own page. I hope you haven't eaten recently!

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