If your illness doesn't kill you, the "Invalid Feeding" menu might
In case you were worried that the menu didn't contain quite enough Irradiated Milk, rest assured that the asterisked items have recipes that make liberal use of the stuff. In fact, there's so much Irradiated Milk and butter in here that I suspect it would take care of the average active person's fat requirements for about a week.
Also, if the invalid in question is bedridden, do you think prune juice would be the best idea in the world?
I love the 9:30 feed: cocoa and a single cracker. How minimalist, how elegant, how utterly bizarre.
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